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boo, 3vil m0derz

Дайте там же ссылку на ветку, где мы изучаем русский язык )

Да вроде тебе, Наташ, бояться нечего

Не мешай флудить :)

Скучные вы Почему б тогда не начать раздавать бананы за ошибки вообще?

Maybe I should start write in english? Just for fun...

That's not so bad idea, practice is always useful ^^

English is not recommended language for this forum. Please stay write russian.

Aha, so there are people who speak english on this forum


Yeah, yeah, I know. But Panurg insists on writing classical russian all the time. I can do it but I sometimes get bored of that
Let's make new forum section (or use existing one) where 'albanian' is not prohibited

Простите, не удержалась

Attempt to translate this part blew my brain out)

Writing classical russian among language-distorting crowd makes some use, but mass of people with absolutely correct sentences makes everyone sick.



I guess not, until panurg admins here)

Guys, we can use English version of the Albanian language for sure. It is not prohibited

Die albanische Sprache alle wird besiegen

это типо чиво на Албанскам гаварить низя шо ле? чё за ацтой

За ошибки двойки в дневнике.
Если много двоек - с родителями к админу

My english is not so perfect as your May be "stay" is not proper word to express my thought but i don't know another

Hehe, friends anyway if it's forbidden to speak russian "padonkas" language you can always use international =)

Жо не манш па сис жур...

Please continue writing in Russian (speaking Russian) - где-то так. Возможно. stay тоже проходной вариант, но точно с герундием (на ing).

No hablo albanian

Yo tambien
Sobre toda la Espana el sielo esta despejado!
Amigos, vamos a hablar Espanol

Hey amigos!
Adelante amigos!

Oh, great!

Threr is no ingles versian of padonkaz lang.
Cuz da clozesd fing iz just stuped erativz - simpel writin' down laik it saundz.

This manner of distortion lacks obvios intentional erration of word fonation of russian albanish.
Thats why it sucks)

nicht verstehen >.<

Cik Jūs visi ir gudrie, ja nu es tagad šeit mūsu valsts valodā rakstīt sakšu, ko tad jūs atbildēsiet?

I think ork language from Warhammer Online suits as 'padonki language' Maybe even better...

L2SS (Lern to speak Spanish)

Ingles versian of padonkaz lang is a gud way to enkript your mesag.
I'll translate for those who is not so good in reading padonkas_Encryption_System_v0.1b messages

This one is very close to original text. I've used "Lingvo 13. Albanian Edition" to translate few words.

nah

Nope( Because its quite obvious)

But it will be available to simple people like myself not faster than next spring.
Maybe you'll make some examples for start?

/sign

*Gone to work for a few minutes*

Is there anybody here?

no, nobody here 8-)

олл боди го то ворк!

вспомнилась фраза из Задорнава....руские в крит.момент говорят "спасайте наши души",
а тупые пендосы "спасайте наши Ж**Ы" (save our ass) (я не матерился....и даже не па падонкафски говорил)

ппц темка)) нифига не понимаю))

kill urself m8 =) that's the way to solve the problem

Ну тогда, hasta la vista, ninno
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Cans't thee all speak properly as decent people do ?

cohones grandes!

We speaketh thou foreigneth lanuage to raiseth each othereth thee secret knowlegeth of thee sacred teachings of englisheth in goal to speaketh properly, o thee managereth of thee kindergarteneth.


oh my... VC?)

nah, that's booooring

Bhaah, i overeated salt cheese so much that tea i drink tastes salty... yuck...
Fourth 700 ml mug in a half an hour... holy craps, i hate dat cheese(

Sixth mug... and still thirsty... someone kill me >.<

Плохая тема

Shoo!

))

ouhh, my god! What happened to u guys??? ^^
But... hm... i like it!

btw i've just come from american battle ship. They came to our port some days ago. and during all these days i'm workin' as an interpreter and lisin' officer simultaneously (for 24 hours each day). It's something!..

And how was that?

So much practice makes you think in english language)
A bit weird, but quite interesting.
I hope you're enjoying your work.

Why do i like this limmerik?

There lived a young man in Ealing
Who had never any delicate feeling
When he read on the door:
"Don't spit in the floor"
He immediately spat in the ceilling.

By the way, Xpoh, "Cans't thee" is an archaism from middleage english but not albanian or so

Oh really?)

Not only "thee", but "-eth" ending too)
Nowadays it's often used to highlight too high-flown or over-significant expressions for a lark.



Typical russian trait)

How? It's probably the best thing that happened to me on my service. A lot of practice, a lot of various situations, a lot of drunk and funny americans
with boxes in hands (with russian vodka inside) ^^

i thought they are so funny only in their movies